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A dense and gloomy fog surrounds the Japanese countryside adjacent to the ocean as a scientist and his young daughter set up sensors to detect the monster Godzilla. In a nearby lighthouse, a bored watchman is looking out the window when he sees a fishing boat mysteriously floating past.... crunched in the huge jaws of the terrifying beast. Scientist Shinoda, his young daughter Io, and this annoying lady journalist drive downthe overpass tunnel... and almost drive right off the cliff. Not only was the ocean smashing furiously against the rocks below....
...but the radioactive beast was towering above!
With Shinoda driving in reverse like a bat out
of hell and the annoying journalist screaming,
they narrowly escape certain death. Godzilla
destroys an electrical power plant as Shinoda
hypothesizes that Godzilla is showing its hatred
of manmade energy.
Meantime, an amazing discovery is made at the
bottom of the ocean... a huge meteorite that
commences to float to the surface of the ocean
of its own accord. Godzilla wades ashore to face
off against the Japanese Defense Forces. A newly
developed missile is deployed against Godzilla,
blowing huge gaping holes in its hide and causing
the monster considerable discomfort. However, as
usual, it proves utterly useless as far as destroying
Godzilla goes.
Inexplicably, the meteorite takes off and
hurtles at breakneck speed toward Godzilla.
Slowing down, the UFO faces off against
Godzilla. Delving deep, deep, deep into
Godzilla's chromosomal structure, the aliens
locate a strange component of Godzilla's
genetic makeup. Firing a powerful bolt of
energy, the ship manages to knock the Lizard
King on its duff.
Angrily, Godzilla rises to its feet. Its spines begin
to crackle and glow orange with radioactivity.
The UFO fires another cannon blast. Godzilla
hits the UFO with its (newly redesigned and VERY
well done) nuclear atomic plasma (colored orange!)
The fight is temporarily ended when the monster
is knocked back into the water, with its atomic
weapon still exploding from its open jaws, and
the UFO heads away from the battle to plunk itself
into the ocean, apparently dead.
Scientist Shinoda makes the awesome discovery
of what he terms Organizer G-1... a feature of
Godzilla's cellular structure that enables any
bodily injury inflicted on the monster to be
instantaneously healed. His former colleague
Katagiri (effectively portrayed by Hiroshi Abe)
does not share his interest in Godzilla's cellular
and biological secrets. All he wants to do is to
destroy Godzilla.
The UFO re-activates and flies off toward downtown
Tokyo where it settles on top of the Civilians' Center,
there to take control over the entire worldwide network
of computers. It searches for all manner of information
on Earth life forms in general... Godzilla in particular.
Shinoda hurries to rescue the annoying journalist,
who seems destined to fall victim to her own
stubbornness by staying in a building which is
about to be bombed to hell by the military. (Yes,
everyone eventually gets out ok!) Then Godzilla
arrives on the scene. First engaging in battle with
the UFO, it tries in vain to destroy the Mother Ship.
The ship tries to subdue the beast by lassoing it in
miles and miles of ISDN cable. Godzilla uses its
nuclear pulse to free itself.
The Ship tries all manner of onslaught to destroy
Godzilla, from its cannon to showering Godzilla
with massive shock waves, to burying it with rubble.
At this point, the mother ship collects data on the
part of Godzilla's biology that renders it invincible.
The alien craft attempts to assume Godzilla's form.
It begins to form first a small genetic ball, then a
tentacular squid like shape, and finally a horrible monster.
Godzilla is faced with a monster that has absolutely
zero chance of being defeated by external use of its
atomic ray. No matter how many times Godzilla zaps
it, Orga keeps regenerating. Then Orga latches onto
Godzilla's arm and sinks its teeth deep into its foes'
flesh, vampirically draining Godzilla of its life force.
Godzilla manages to repel its foe's assault. Then,
to the horror of the human onlookers, Orga opens its
mouth. The monster's maw opened invitingly, like an
unearthly waterflower; the graceful, celestial beauty
unnervingly belied the terrible and deadly invitation
to Godzilla.
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Godzilla bends over to investigate and Orga clamps
down on Godzilla like a dread mutant boa constrictor,
attempting to swallow the beast whole. To the onlookers'
astonishment, Orga began to sprout the same daggerlike
fins! Suddenly, Godzilla's entire body began to glow.
With a loud thundering crack, Orga suddenly bursts asunder.
Godzilla roared in triumph as the pitifully dismembered
stump disintegrated into nothingness.
Godzilla then lumbers over to where the humans are.
Facing off against the man who had tried to kill him,
Godzilla slams his claws into where Katagiri stands,
killing him. Then, as if respecting the protective powers
of the divine God, Godzilla wandered off and left the
innocent ones untouched. Shinoda, his daughter, and
the others watch in unequaled awe as a viciously enraged
Godzilla strikes out at the city of Tokyo, dramatically
setting it ablaze in one of the most capivating endings
of any Godzilla film.
WAS G2K TOHO'S ANSWER TO TRIZILLA?!?!
Godzilla Millenium was the first G film to hit the big screen
since Dean Devlin's flop of two years prior. While Tri-star's
special effects were most superior to Toho's as far as
believability goes (C'mon, water doesn't just evaporate
when it splashes!) Toho simply does a better job when
it comes to the creatures re-design. Unfortunately, Toho
seems to have gone overboard when it comes to borrowing
concepts from the Tri-Star flop. For example, the boat in
Godzilla's jaws vs. the truck in Deanzilla's...the roiling
hump of water pierced only by the fins scenes in both
films...the let's-try-and-see-if-we-can-get-away-from-
the-monster-by-driving-through-an-
overpass-tunnel-like-an-idiot scenes in both films...
the attempts in both films to blow the monster to kingdom come using missiles that lodge themselves in Godzilla's flesh... the scenes in both films where the heroes get a
good look at how Godzilla needs to brush and floss every day, and get a good dose of being screamed at... you get the picture!
There were a few good, original concepts such as the
planes banking upward over Godzilla's head in a dramatic maneuver that only the most experienced pilots would try, and the attempt by Orga to swallow Godzilla. While the musical score is perfectly acceptable, I think whoever did it tried to emulate the score of Tri-star's Fraudzilla a little too closely. Sadly, there will never be a monster movie music composer quite as talented as Akira Ifukube.
On the whole, I gave Godzilla 2000 one and a half thumbs up and 3 1/2 stars. I think it's a perfectly acceptable apology for what Tri-star did to poor Godzilla and its nice to see the Big (GREEN!!!) Guy back where he belongs.